Grand European Adventure

What happens when the dynamic vegan duo decide to tackle Europe by storm with little more than a rail pass, a bag of fizzy multivitamins, and a taste for adventure? Hilarity ensues, unfortunately! Meet interesting people, such as 'random French guy' who pushes us onto a metro ride toward the Sexporium. Or how about the train stalkers who corral passengers into their flats for rent at competitive rates. Evade the ubiquitous gypsies asking for money in creative new ways. Follow our sprawling, and madcap adventure through the sites and scenes of Europe. From Big Ben to the Acropolis, the Vatican to the Reichstag--we literally don't know what city we'll be in by the end of the day. By plane, ferry, tram, the odd bus, and an in-terminal-able amount of trains, we criss-cross the continent. In Amsterdam, the wild city, we're configuring routers instead of getting high making me doubt my sanity. Persisting rumors kept us asking, "Will bands of robbers invade our night train?" Can we trust this guy who is leading us to a great deal on a hostel? Or, why is that man walking away with our passports? I'm not sure but I think I even bribed a conductor in Bulgaria. Why on earth did I go on this trip, and why can't I ever find a place to sleep? Will I ever see home again? Will my recurring nightmares of being stuck in a train station ever cease?!?